In Chicago we have "Elevated" trains that run on electricity. So not only are there two train track rails for the actual train, but there is a third rail. This third rail is electrified and powers the train. If you touch this third rail, you become electrified and die.

The danger of the third rail is well known if you live in Chicago. 

You don't touch it.

Its also a great metaphor for what to talk about or not talk about in politics. 

So we'll see how long this article stays up as it will definitely touch the third rail for some of you. Please don't send delusional hate mail about how this is racist LOL.

If you listen to the advice here you will be better because of it. 

I'm going to make this article the fastest read yet since many of you told me my last two Coronavirus articles were too long.

I wonder what you're doing with all that quarantine time LOL.

In case you didn't get a chance to read them, here they are. The advice in these Coronavirus protocol articles applies...